phoat.com

Gorilla Wayfare (ft. HAWP)

Drip is the sound the alcohol makes.

Baby’s Third Christmas

Download Inventicons best selling product for FREE! inventicons.com

My son… Today you turn two… Isn’t about time to stopped shitting your pants and learned how to use the toilet?

If the devil is in the details AND the details make all the difference, then logic dictates that the devil makes all the difference…

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

Square UI Free – User Interface Kit – designmodo.com/square-free/ by @Designmodo #ui #webdesign

3.570 kg

Thank you, YouTube. Great way to throw up Scientology adverts while my son is watching cartoons. Good thing he can’t read.

My son’s favorite toy? My 250 euro wireless keyboard and mouse.

I’ve been trying to get this AJAX call to work for 3 hours. So I undo all my changes to start over and the damn… fb.me/1gdsxJK4c

HAHAHAHAHAHAH fb.me/1EGasCoVG

Yeah OK… They are women’s shoes… So why am I sharing? Those that know me, know. fb.me/2uBKAUp2U

And it works, so I’m happy. Thank you all for love and support.

And another test just for the sake of testing… public this time so that it freakin works!

In a world of dogmatic specialists, it's the generalist who ends up running the show

-Tim Ferriss

Decisions

This post is purely a rant. I just want to vent and get some things off my chest. So I'm going to be very self-deprecating, but without all the humor, since I'm not really a comedian.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Douglas Adams

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m sick of seeing that damn commercial with all the chicks that can’t keep their breasts in their bras.

Καραβιώτικη Ανατολή

A Test Post with Everything

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide...

My snot-ridden son with his snot-ridden hands spread his snot-ridden germs all over the place. Now we are all snot-ridden.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school

-Albert Einstein

I never thought I’d get excited by a coupon giving you 50% off of Baby Dry Pampers.

unregistered newsbox 06.02.2012

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

-Jerry Seinfeld

Testing… Testing… 1, 2, 3…

Baby’s Second Christmas

Hrmmmm

They see me rollin…

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

-Isaac Asimov

resolutions

Happy new year to everyone. 2012 will be a year of change. Can u spare a dime?

Baby’s First Christmas!

Ancient Greek remedy for teething pains: Ouzo. Side effect: Drunk-ass, alcoholic baby. Small price to pay for piece of mind. #OuzoCuresAll

I’m doing my part to get IE6 to 1% #ie6countdown http://t.co/mzFu1N8X via @IE

On @toodo, check out this todo list: I’d Love To… http://t.co/Z54QWxDw

@unregisteredgr Άντε πάλι η Google. Σε λίγο θα αγοράσει και εμάς!

unregistered v1: Και πάλι μαζι | unregistered: http://t.co/tKWGTs2

I feel OLD!

RT @DeathStarPR: If R2-D2 is SUCH a good robot, how come all his dialogue is bleeped out and Obi-Wan pretended not to know him when they …

RT @DeathStarPR: Great Moments in Earth History July 1969: Man walks on the moon. July 2011: 12mill people watch an ape shooting a gun o …

WTF?!?

@ThatKevinSmith new name should be SMoDamnThatsNews

The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fuck to sleep.

-Adam Mansbach

Cars 2 Trailer

My son possesses a mutant ability. He can aim, shoot & hit a target 1.5 meters away with a solid stream of shit. I’m so proud!

Open letter to my son: The day that it’s not going to be considered child abuse, I’m going to beat the crap outta you. -Love Dad.

Anatomy of a Mashup

This has to be HTML5 & CSS3 at it’s best. Brought to you by The Man in Blue himself.

Grid Theory

In a post over at Design Festival, Jason Beaird gives a crash course on Grid Theory as applied to the web. I particularly like this post because it’s concise and gets the point across. In a nutshell, grids make things beautiful… just ask Mother Nature.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Metro

Good monrin’ tweeps!

Next stop… HOLODECKS! But seriously, some really impressive and amazing tech! http://t.co/oVbGdu4 #lytro

@jjmanis thanks koubare! Still getting used to the idea. Happy fathers day

Watch Ira Glass on Storytelling on Vimeo! http://t.co/hAUJjy8

I would like to thank the hospital for installing an antitheft device on my son’s ankle. I can now sleep a little easier.

@jjmanis dude makari. Should I start calling you συμπεθερε?

My son was born on the day of the #apocalypse Is this the beginning of the end?

Hide your daughters everyone…

@sitepointdotcom robot = H5C3

Cried when I read this comment -> http://bit.ly/mylrPI

@jjmanis any day now

#wp7 is now where the #iPhone was 3 years ago. Apple fanboys rejoice! Why is #microsoft making the same mistakes that Apple made?

Counting down to when three becomes a crowd

Consolidation

#illpunchuinthefaceif #illpunchuinthefaceif becomes a top trend.

Reboot

I built my first web site in 1995, back when layouts were ridden with tables and images were sliced and put back together like so many puzzle pieces. Back then there were no classes I could take to learn how to design for the web, so I taught myself. Being self-taught, however, has it's disadvantages.

It took 8 and a half months but my wife is just starting to have those “odd” cravings. Peaches & Ruffles indeed…

@jjmanis Αληθως κουμπαρε μου! How was your Easter?

Oh btw… Happy Easter everyone! Χριστος Ανεστη

Patiently waiting for some decent productivity apps for my #wp7

Rainy day :-S http://bubblegum.me/p/gub0x1

Muppet Rhapsody

View from my wife’s office http://bubblegum.me/p/guazwh

Baby’s bedroom. WIP http://bubblegum.me/p/guazud

Whisper in a barrel http://bubblegum.me/p/guaz7d

Xeno! http://bubblegum.me/p/guay5v

They have great fries. They're French!

-Crystal Cohen on Mr. Sunshine

My mother-in-law’s shoe store. Great deals on shoes and accessories! http://bubblegum.me/p/guaxqr

Our other new donkey http://bubblegum.me/p/guaxnv

Our new donkey http://bubblegum.me/p/guaxnb

Drivin to Aliveri with the wife. http://bubblegum.me/p/guaxn0

Hangin out with Oleg talkin business http://bubblegum.me/p/guaxlf

stuck in farkin traffic! http://4sq.com/ijrUJY

I just became the mayor of pixelPLAY Internet Cafe on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/f3DVLv

It's better to learn from other people's mistakes than to make your own.

-Stavros Spyropoulos

Fatal Beating

It’s great to be tweeting from my phone again…

Just got a new crazy sexy phone with the latest windows warez. Posting to my blog just got a whole lot easier.

SEO? Don’t need it!

The eloquent (and sorta quirky) John O’Nolan discusses why we don’t need SEO if we just design great sites. Couldn’t agree more.

I’ve gotten so many second chances that I can’t call them second chances anymore… can I?

Hey, open the register. Let me show you a trick!

-Xenophon Ioannidis

The Force is Strong in This One

Just shaved my beard. Hello double-chin!

In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

-Carl Sagan

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

-Henny Youngman

Oops! Didn’t mean to do that!

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

-Mitch Hedberg

Another day… another dollar (@ pixelPLAY Internet Cafe) http://4sq.com/dScB98

Resolution11

Here we go again… starting a shift! (@ pixelPLAY Internet Cafe) http://4sq.com/egtQ2t

I just unlocked the “Local” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/h7lZwB

I’m at pixelPLAY Internet Cafe (Φ. ΝΕΓΡΗ 80, ΣΚΟΠΕΛΟΥ, ΑΘΗΝΑ) http://4sq.com/eTMnMO

I just unlocked the “Newbie” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/fZDXPl

I’m at pixelPLAY Internet Cafe (Φ. ΝΕΓΡΗ 80, ΣΚΟΠΕΛΟΥ, ΑΘΗΝΑ) http://4sq.com/gyRUzX

Nevermind… found it!

Baby Wants Nesquik!

Animal Kingdom Hangover

Anyone know anything about Youtube’s Chromeless Player?

Smile!

Pearl Jam Proposal

Yes, yes… This site is being redesigned. Patience!

Happy New Year to everyone! Καλή χρονιά και δημιουργικό το 2011!

Amazing 3D Light Show! Must see! http://tinyurl.com/2aex797

Νέες προσφορές στα pixelPLAY! 10€ – 15 ώρες και 50€ – 100 ώρες! Όσοι προλάβουν!

Απαράδεκτη η Κυψέλη… Στολίσανε με 5 φωτοσωλήνες και υποτίθεται ότι έχουμε γιορτές. Χρόνια Πολλά!

Oh, independent theater… why must you be so weird?

Bored and not… all at the same time. What a dichotomous existence.

… and I’m back. Miss me?

I used to get nasty headaches every morning when I woke up… until I learned that to get out of bed, it’s feet first!

End of an era… or is it? @ducklord officially launches unregistered.gr! Check it out! http://www.unregistered.gr

On the train. One of the few times I’ve ever taken public transportation.

Renovating my house. New windows! http://tweetphoto.com/29612097

Google makes Apple bend over! http://tinyurl.com/2u86qr5

Chronic Supernova!!!!

Real-time search

Ever evolving, Google recently announced it’s real-time search capabilities. Now, during a search, Google includes live updates from sites such as Twitter and Facebook as well as various new sources seconds after they are posted.

Microsoft's answer to the iPad… Courier!

It was bound to happen. The folks over at Engadet obtained exclusive photos of Microsoft’s own tablet-style PC. Will it be the iPad killer that everyone thinks it will be? I say yes judging from the usage video that I saw… Looks like I’m going to hold off on getting an iPad.

Win7 Start Menu with CSS3

Great little experiment in CSS3.

Inbox

man… how long have I been out of it?

I affirmatively reaffirm the affirmation put forth.

Time to turn over a new leaf… and smoke it!

FINALLY! pixelPLAY is at last OPEN!

ΕΣΠΑ… done!

Not enough hours in the day…

Αντε να τελειώσει το 2009 γιατί δεν αντέχω άλλη γκαντεμιά!

Words of wisdom: never take a black lighter with u to a bar.

RT @jowyang: Star Wars. On Facebook. What If? http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889

Can’t you see he’s the man, let me hear you applaud he is more than a man he’s a shiny golden god.

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer, and a mop.”

“We live on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam” -Carl Sagan makes me cry. http://bit.ly/2xU7hy

Suspended in a sun beam…

A difference that makes no difference, is no difference.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.

test post

I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas!

Project: Thinner is coming…

I <3 Luckys

I <3 RSS Downloader

Dagnabbit! Absolutely nothing to do!

Prayer: The feeling that you are doing something when you are really not doing anything.

http://bit.ly/2PIAn – FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP…

Finally saw Up. Don’t think I’ve cried so much over a movie, ever.

I ran 2778m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPhone. http://www.canabalt.com/

BTW… καλό μήνα σε όλους!

Got one of the three consoles setup… almost there….

Out of my league…

Blah! I literally woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Wish I had someone to sleep next to, to stop me from doing that all the time.

Με τη βροχη σημερα όλη η Ελλάδα χάλασε…

Finally! pixelPLAY gets signage! ΤΑΜΠΕΛΑΑΑΑΑ ΜΟΥ! http://twitpic.com/mwn66

Star Cars #oneletteroffmovies

Just finished watching Antichrist… the words “what the fuck” are inadequate…

Listening to Xeno and George jam on the baglama and guitar respectively. Amazing what rock sounds like coming out of a baglama…

Finally shaved my beard and found the end of a hotdog that I had eaten 2 weeks ago. Surprisingly, still tasted quite good.

It’s been one of those days, but to the 10th power. I’m surprised to be alive. Still waiting for the piano to land on my head.

I feel like I’m on the ground and there’s a mob of people taking turns kicking me in the head. #gademis

http://findmebyip.com – ur browsers’ support 4 advanced features in easy2read format using Modernizr (via @deepbluetweets) #findmebyip

Crazy. Clerks on ET1, Clerks 2 on STAR. Which one to watch?

Άντρας είναι αυτός που τον έχει φάει, του άρεσε και καταπιέζει το συναίσθημα…

Άντρας είναι αυτός που τον έχει φάει, του άρεσε και καταπιέζει το συναίσυμα…

Think you’re tough enough? The Sarge will get you into shape! http://gymfu.com/voices/ #gymfu

The new voices in CrunchFu are much better than the robot! http://gymfu.com/voices/ #gymfu

Missy for training, Sarge for battle! http://gymfu.com/voices/ #gymfu

Just learned a new Hawaiian dance called Cumoniwanalaya.

Finally home for some rest… I’m pooped!

With 17€ to my name, I don’t think I’ve ever been this broke in my life.

Doritos and Coke… my Kryptonite.

My neighbor on weight loss. “Eat like a king for breakfast, like a prince for lunch, and like a peasant for diner.”

Fringe writers need to work on their Greek…

“I want to see her face when she eats my pudding.”

Fringe is back! WOOO HOOO!

I didn’t wake up with a headache… I woke up and caused everyone else’s headache…

I’m writing a book. “Three Easy Steps to Step Four”

bandwagon

Principles of Successful Freelancing is FREE until the 14th of Sep grab yours! http://twitaway.com #twitaway

Μπαγλα-ROCK!

Never drink milk straight from the carton. There might be small clumps of yoghurt inside…

Not really into Pokemon – http://xkcd.com/178/

When a woman gets what she wants, she can’t complain, and when she can’t complain she has to move on…

Getting ready for weekend trip to Nafplio…

typorganism.com – ASCII-o-Matic

Go the way of 1995 and paint with type! Convert all your favorite pictures into their ASCII equivalents and become a true ASCII artist! Impress your friends…

zeldman.com – LOVING HTML5

Semantic-markup-oriented web designers meet to discuss HTML5 at Happy Cog in NY. Zeldman sums it up for us.

I wonder how less complicated my life would be if I were gay…

@yotweeter SQUEEEZE!

multitask

“Man, I’d like to place my hand upon your fucking sexy ass and SQUEEZE!”

@GymFu We are releasing an online mag and it’s a quote from GymFu’s reviews… I’ll send you a link when it’s online.

Hooters girls are so stuck up here. Didnt say a word to me and got my order wrong. At least give me a smile when I pay for my food.

MOOOOOOOON RIIIIIIVER… is a bad name for a child….

#GymFu Damn thing is so judgmental, screaming “HALF” everytime I screw up a pushup. Screw you, robotic monotone voi-hey my biceps look huge!

@RedHourBen I’ll give you a shout out if you give me one. You don’t need Seacrest. I got 27 ready and willing followers for you…

Sir Lancelot, never gets the pussy. He would die for the pussy, but never gets the pussy. It’s good the be the King…

pixelPLAY is dead… Long live pixelPLAY!

Taxi driver just asked me what radio station I preferred. If only they were all that nice.

Done

You know a woman has been to visit from all the tampons scattered all over the house.

Ugh… paying bills hurts!

@oliviamunn it’s yiro (γύρο) but what u get in the states is nothing like what u get in Greece

Out for drinks in Paros! http://twitpic.com/eeg33

Slow boat to Paros… With no seats! What a way to start!

I want to but doing so might change everthing… Risk it or not? Very frustrating, so I say patience!

Wow… Slow spam day, today

RT @tsiger: New free vectors from pinkmoustache.net: : Splash vector set http://bit.ly/10X4Vs

@tsiger that font hurts my eyes… jeez!

pixelPLAY is dead…

End of an era… #pixelplay

RT @toubanos: Kaigetai to souli (meta to marathona) #grfires

framework

Give someone an inch… and they’ll chop off your foot to take your shoes.

colorcombos.com

A very usefull resource when you need that perfect color combo, but just can’t get it right. It’s got a large library of combinations plus a combo tester so you can make your own.

Altered state of mind…

WTF is taking so long? Are they just now distilling the alcohol?

Strange, it’s a little too quiet… wait! She’s gone?! Hallelujah!

Πήγα σπίτι και ηρέμησα… Peace and quiet!

pilfer

You dumb whore… SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU CAN’T DRAW! You made me look like a fucked up Jesus!

Some people bring out great kindness in others. Then there r the ones that have the potential to make u a killer! I swear I want to kill her

I just discovered I was robbed! I needed a slap in the face… and I got one.

designmeltdown.com

As the tagline says… “Design Elements, Trends and Problems in Web Design.” A great source of info and resources on the current tips, techniques and trends in Web Design. The best part of the site is the table of contents that allows you to quickly find what you are looking for.

gridder.andreehansson.se

This little javascript bookmarklet will overlay a grid on top of any webpage you choose. The grid is based on the now famous 960 grid framework. This script also has the option to display horizontal lines as well as the standard vertical gridlines, so you can design with vertical flow in mind.

webtoolkit4.me

webtoolkit4.me is run by a very good friend of mine. He’s got a small design firm in Thessaloniki that cranks out some amazing work. This site is his way of giving back to the design community and is a daily read for me.

YES I KNOW! As I said… Far from done…
http://www.phoat.com

Vertically Centered Text

Updated the design to my blog… far from done, but I’m announcing so as to get suggestions from my tweeps! http://www.phoat.com

Identity

Immortality

productivity.gr v2 is finally live! Waiting to hear comments/critique/suggestions from everyone…

Bug του OpenOffice.org, πεινασμένο για… λογιστικά “κελιά” – http://productivity.gr/articles/481

Drinks withy best bitch! http://twitpic.com/asrcb http://maps.google.com/?q=37.978153%2C23.710939

Female judges, when not on their period, can be so nice… I’m innocent! W00t!!!!!

Eire silence today…

With the sun out and not a cloud in the sky, we just got stunned by one of the loudest thunderclaps I have ever heard… Crazy!

Eire silence today…

You know who would make a good Indiana Jones? Denis Quaid! I swear he’s got the same expressions and mannerisms as Harrison Ford…

@toubanos holy crap ti tha kanoume…

*sigh*… last pack of cigs…

@toubanos I know, I know. Megan is the only reason I saw Transformers. I wish I was that motorcycle, na me kavalouse kai mena etsi…*sigh*

@alisonhaislip don’t beat yourself up about it… coincidence nothing more…

#michaeljackson has died as confirmed by CNN…

Its amazing how info travels so fast on the Interwebs… Twitter scooped CNN, Fox, and all the other news networks…

@GymFu Got another idea for an app QuitFu..helps you to quit smoking by telling you when to have a cigarette, then slowly weens you off.

@nerdist My friend says he faked it to avoid his debt…

@nerdist I think i just heard it mentioned on TV…

@toubanos i disagree about Transformers… i thought it sucked!

Bored outta my mind at work with my best bitch’s sister. http://twitpic.com/7pfjy

Bored outta my mind!

Eating (again) with my best bitch http://twitpic.com/6za23

Black Gold http://bit.ly/Z8zLb

Beach with bitch: Day Two http://twitpic.com/6tnws http://maps.google.com/?q=37.833695%2C24.050510

Salvation!

The beach! http://twitpic.com/6ql7t http://maps.google.com/?q=38.134897%2C24.014440

Got to the store tonight after a great night out with my best bitch… found everything a mess… my employees are fucking worthless!

Finally got home eager to get into my bed… suddenly my cats start going crazy! DOH! Forgot to feed them yesterday… I’m a bad bad person.

Youtube, twitter, and facebook merge to become… YouTwitFace! #conanobrien

We won at Kino!!! http://twitpic.com/6lzaa

On my best bitch’s balcony enjoying one of my last cigarettes. http://bit.ly/YRS7n

Employee showed up to work wearing next to nothing and bra less. Business will be very good today. Very, very good…

graveyard shift… AGAIN! When will it end?!?!

Yummy, yummy, calamari in my tummy. Gen Akbar is pissed at me! http://twitpic.com/6cd0h

At the beach with my best bitch… Food, beer, and sunshine. Nothing better in this world. http://twitpic.com/6ccmj

Ultra cool animation short http://tinyurl.com/qwvbtv. via @kpereira

Been a while since I’ve been awake to see such a beautiful morning…

Bored out of my freakin mind!

Just narrowly avoided a water ballon attack! Death from above FAIL!!! http://bit.ly/18AWj1

RT @nerdist: DIY R2 units!!! And super kick-ass ones! #makerfaire http://yfrog.com/0ujdnjj

Finally got the slushy machine to work! I hope the damn thing sells cause I put too much time into getting it to work…

At work (again) doing my graveyard shift… PITA!!!!

Almost got hit by a car while tweeting from my phone… Eyes up, Phoat!

Finally got home and in bed but, alas, sleep has rejected me. :(

“Πωπω… κοίτα το καπέλο του Αστεριξ… που θα το βρώ; Το θέλω και εγώ!” (my 50yr old aunt while watching Asterix on TV)

Just when I was starting to relax… I have another graveyard shift tonight… I will never get a break…

Dear Hacker, if you are reading this… Thanks for making me lose 200euros and 20 customers today…

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Promises

Countdown

Power

Solution

Unleash

Alter

Logolution

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